So I drove up College Street tonight and noticed that ICE Lounge has become Iguana Juan's Mexican Cantina. That is the worst of things....and ICE was already pretty low on my list of things. ICE was always that place I would joke about going to, like on a Friday night when I was trying to decide was I going to do or if someone was like, "So Faith, what are your plans for this weekend?" My first response was always, "Going to ICE. Duh." *Ok, I've never actually been to ICE...but I've always intended to go. Well, I've always intended to attempt to walk in in sweatpants or a grandma sweater or something and see if they let me in even though I don't really fit the skank code.* But Iguana Juan's is just lame. Imagine it:
"Hey Faith, got any big plans for your 21st birthday?"
"Oh yeah, I was thinking about hitting up Iguana Juan's at midnight and get completely schwasted because Iguana Juan's is the coolest place ever." No thanks. (For the record, I had no intention of going to ICE on my birthday either.)
Iguana Juan's is a name for an overpriced "cafe" in a zoo...not a club on the hill. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
Also, I think there was a burrito stand attached to it and it claimed to have something like "The Most Badass Burritos Around." That is a falsehood. This town already has Pablo's and Pancheros. Seriously, the last thing we need is another burrito joint....also I know that it just can't compete with those two. Pablo's is an established part of the community and gives you massive burritos and hearty quesadillas. Pancheros is a successful chain that combines all the ingredients with the little spatula thinger. I am not convinced, Iguana Juan's.
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